Top Five Whacky Things That People Say When Irritated
Random statements that shows people’s creativity:
1. “I’ll kick you so hard that your brains will fly out.” (Classic)
2. “You think you are smart? I think my elbows are smarter than you.” (My little brother can do better than that)
3. “What’s that sound? Ah…it’s the sound of “me not listening to you”. Shut up!” (Always useful when in an argument)
4. “How’s the bitch treating you?” “It’s a male dog, silly” “I wasn’t talking to you, I was asking the dog” (Lame, but still works)
5. “Wait a minute, I know what you are at. Is this about the time when I stole your pencil at grade four? Grow up for Heaven’s sake! Heyy, I’ve got lots of friends too. Check my contact list – 1234234256567! I literally rock the virtual world. Oh, did I forget to tell you, I’ve never met even one of them in real life….um..guess I should shut up now..” (Inspired me to make a cartoon strip out of it)
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